QUASIMODO

Had some dental surgery on Monday where the eminent Dr. Moy performed a synthetic bone transplant to later replace two missing teeth with implants.  Nobody ever really tells you what the recovery of surgery will be.  Oh a little swelling.  Today I awoke and my face looked exactly like the Hunchback of Notre Dame but without the Hump.  I called the doctor's office and was told that the swelling would recede  in about 2 - 3 weeks!  The positive side:  I can only eat soft food, no alcohol - Think weight loss.